I'm the cutest patient muahahaha~

I went to see Mr Doctor. I'm probably his "cutest" patient of the day....

It all started last night when I was soundly asleep until almost 6a.m I knew something was amiss when my right ear was slightly ticklish and there's this buzzing sound around it. I slapped my own ear a few times then the next minute I knew some small insect or mosquito was inside because I could hear the wing flapping sound very loud and clear.

I woke up, dig it quite a few times with my finger and it was still buzzing. I text V-tech cause I was scared (I know I kiasi la but this is no joke ok, I might end up with hearing problems ok if the stupid mosquito suck my blood) After a few messages, I dig it again with cotton wax nothing came out.

Me: Good morning doctor, I'm not sick.

Doctor: *astonish kind of look,  dropped down his pen and lay back on his chair*

Me: Last night, a mosquito or insect flew inside my ear...i would like to scan .. and..

Doctor: How do you know its in your ear?

Me: Cause its was buzzing non-stop and the wing flapping sound..

Doctor: I see I see.. You hold on ya...

(Doctor got up to get his tools..something which looks like a scanner, I mean a portable hand scanner.. and get some "needles" from the sterilizer fridge.)

Doctor: *Scan, scan, scan* Well...I don't see anything moving inside...umm..just hold on a sec..

(Doctor took mini vacuum from the drawer.)

Doctor: This will be slightly painful ya... *press my head hard then switch on mini vacuum*

Doctor managed to suck out a small pile of ear shit wtf.. and there was something which looks like small legs...

Doctor: Well...don't worry..nothing is moving in there.. you probably crush it to death already while you dig..

Me: I'm not convince..are you sure it won't go inside my brain or something.. I have heard stories that insects stay inside the brain and grow themselves there and..

Doctor: *let out a good laugh wtf* Erm... *looking absurd perhaps wondering which planet i came from* Your ear drum is big enough to block it from entering the brain so don't worry.. *laugh some more*

Me: T___T O... thanks... *proceed to the dispensary counter to pay ... aiyoyo dig my ear like that also RM 20 =.="....*

Anyway, I feel relieve already ^^