!@#$%^&*%$#^@#

Sometimes I really wonder how the security here works...they are old (no offense but they really are) and not well-trained. Since they are old, they tend to have very bad vision & blur... They will have to walk very near to your car to check on your stickers, wtf... Then u have to stop at the middle of the road near entrance there, let them "closely" inspect you, let the other vehicles horn you loud-loud few times then push the gate open for you sangat teramat slow! What is this! Secondly, they are not well-trained. The securities I saw here include a senior citizen ah pek who probably retired or jobless, an aunty yang macam pregnant tapi bukan pregnant and very "pretentious" (I will explain later) and etc etc etc .... How do you expect people like this work when they are obviously not capable of "protecting" us and the keamanan int he carpark. Kindly allow me to point out a few scenarios to justify my claim.

Scenario 1
You reach ur workplace at 7.55am...just in time for u to park nicely and punch in sharp at 8.00am. However, the ah pek guard stop you at the guard house area, walk s-l-o-w-l-y to take a look at ur car sticker, then proceed to look at ur face for like 8-9 seconds then direct his vision to ur car sticker again wondering why the number plate written with ink has fade off wtf Car behind honk twice, ah pek guard *crawl* to push the gate open for you and mind you the space cun cun for your car to go in, if your tangan terlicin abit and steering tersenget abit ur side mirror habis d.U say la pek chek onot! >.<

Scenario 2
Same u cun cun reach ur workplace, today drive different car so no sticker. Ah Pek guard says. 'I can recognise ur face but u cannot go in cuz no sticker'. Har!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can recognise my face and u know i usually come in 4321 and very damn confirm im not a terrorist but i cannot go in coz NO STICKER. This is equivalent to a guy who's not allow into male's toilet cuz he doesnt show his koo koo wtf! Ya, he's a guy but no show koo koo cnt go in lar! U say la, the guard tiao ti find fault right!

Scenario 3
A car belongs to student is parked at the no-parking area. Lady guard saw but pretend didnt see and just look away. The minute the student walked away to the class, lady guard quickly walked over and place a no-parking notice on the student's car! APA NI! She should just ask the student to park at different place and tell him no next time. Coward betul! Btw, this morning the guard came into admin office and complained to Mr Chum that got one student scolded her cibai -.-"...Wei funny sial la u r the guard, u cn exercise ur authority as a guard la! >.< I wanna scold u cibai also but i no guts only :(

Scenario 4
You came to work on Sunday. Dahlah x bermood and in a rush, the minute u parked ur car, lady guard shouted at u! Below is the conversation which happen last weel.

Lao aunty guard: Oiii Ah Moi, u park sini buat ape!
Limpeh: Park kejap aje nak ambik barang..
L.A.G: Nak buat pe...office tak buka! Semua orang takde, balik balik!!~
Limpeh: Tahulah office tak buka, I datang nak buka la ni! (pull my bro behind me dont want to scare him...and feel like baling the key at her)
L.A.G: Ohh...u orang office r! Soli soli...hari ni kerja ke..? (Trust me,muka dia bertukar dengan teramat cepat sangat)
Limpeh: (proceed to walking to office tak mahu tengok muka lansai dia)
L.A.G: Sampai pukul berapa MISS?
Limpeh: Kejap aje...12pm nanti baliklah..

Nak exercise power pi la jauh jauh..lanjiao lang work lanjiao way!

Pastu bro tanya:
Bro: Jie, y u wanna go work also she doesnt allow u in...?
Me: Sebab dia dog..stupid dog!
Bro: *Laugh* What kind of dog?
Me: Dog is dog lar! Ko hami dog! I tell you dont simply talk to dog later. Dog talk to u,u just walk away,ignore people like this dont talk to much with them..
Bro: O..... *staring at the "dog" while walking*

End of story.