Thursday, March 31, 2011

Secebis kata

Aku rasa tak sihat...tak sedap badan....bukan entirely sick tapi macam tak berselera, tak bertenaga despite minum pati ayam berdozen-dozen...Aku lapar sebenarnya...perutku berkeroncang tapi memang langsung tak lalu nak telan...rasa loya bila nampak makanan...bencinyer perasaan ni...padahal hari ni aku on leave, asalnya nak berjoli-joli, makan kuat-kuat to teruskan my gain weight mission....mungkin tak hormone imbalance sebab periodku memang dah overdue.... Don’t think on the other field, aku memang tak pregnant, TAK MUNGKIN langsung! Kalau sah pregnant, memang sahlah anak gergasi ke makhluk asing ni......!!!
Dua hari ni aku on leave...bukan leave tahunan tapi leave percuma sebab dia orang shut down... nampaknya dua hari ni wasted...tak buat ape pun...shopping....tengok drama....tidur.....habis....48 hours gone....Aku shop-ed dengan mamaku...beli some stuffs tapi pun malas nak blog...malas nak tangkap gambar..ish, dah sahlah otakku tak betul! Few days ago...I memang keracunan makanan... bukan jenis serius manapun...Cuma dizzy and muntah-muntah...Maklumlah, aku peminat Top Chef tapi nak goreng telur pun tak mahir...don’t talk about telur yet, nak hidupkan stove ni pun obstacle besar....apa nak buat, dah biasa hidup senang, wakakakaka~
Dah almost 10pm, I should be sleeping if not besok siaplah aku merenung jauh-jauh duduk depan station kerjaku...but sebelum tu, nak habiskan blog ni dulu! Tadi bergaduh dengan bf lagi...ish! Bukan gaduh, dia tak menengking pun, aku yang shut down kan dia...entahlah, mood swing kot...tapi I memang tak tahan lah dengan perangai dia yang low self esteem at times, BIG TURN OFF MAN!!! Tak tahan lah dengan jantan yang asyik merungut...aku perempuan, aku boleh merungut freely wtf tapi kalau bab jantan, mestilah “MAN” sikit kan....ish, geram aku!!!
Nak cerita sikit pasal shopping....masa shopping memang best although rasa lapar and not so well tapi perasaan membeli barang memang perasaan terbest di dunia! Perasaan kedua best is to buy loads of not necessary needed stuffs and tidur sambil memeluk the stuffs! Macam kasut, beg and baju..but fucking shyte, I tak beli sehelai baju pun....aku rasa baju kebelakangan ni semakin hari semakin tak berfashion...like baju ‘lala’..Maybe it’s just me tapi aku beli sandals...wee!~~ Sandals cantik but I’m still wearing the old pair cause it’s fair more comfortable though the new ones are funkier ;)
Next topic, pasal adik bongsuku...Aku suspect kan, dia diugut di sekolah..I’m serious tapi aku takde proof. Pagi ni aku belikan dia breakfast...masa break time dia la, mana tahu she told me, ‘Jie2, I don’t have any money, can you give me some?’ Aku selongkar wallet dia, memang kosong....I tanya dia where is all your money sebab mak aku bagi dia 7 bucks...sometimes 10...dia kata makan habis pagi tadi...Sure la I furious, ‘apa u makan’, I asked. Dia tak mampu jawab....and mungkin sebab rasa fear or something, dia lari balik kelas dia, tak sempat aku bagi dia duit belanja. Yang aku risau ni bukan pasal the few bucks, tapi I’m worried if dia kena ugut, pay protection money to some lousy bullies in school....fikir balik, I may be right, sebab ini bukan first time. And pernah aku pujuk dia cakap, dia cakap memang ada school bullies mengacau dia tapi tak cakap pasal protection fees tu...
Dulu pernah sekali, dia Nampak budak standard 6 memijak kucing kat longkang, dia pun pi habaklah kat principal. Big fat bullies tu kena hukum. Later, one of them menolak my precious adik sampai terhantuk kepala. Tu pun bukan dia yang confess at first, yang I duk pester dia cakap. Surelah kami semua benggang! Bawa dia scan semua sebab dia memang dizzy...and lepas tu complain kat sekolah! Teruk budak tu and mak dia dimaki hamun oleh my parents. Bukan aku nak side adik aku, I know how he’s like. Dia memang nakal and suka main and cakap pun macam orang dewasa, tapi dia tak jahat sampai boleh bergaduh punya jenis...I love him so much! Writing about this makes me feel so bad for not doing enough to protect him. And makes me wanna puke to think that school bullies still exist! Fucking annoying! This Saturday, aku nak investigate! If sah ada bullies, siaplah dia orang! And tukar sekolah, that’s what my mum says.
Baiklah, aku nak muntah abit then tidur...mungkin dah kena penyakit anorexia nervosa... Nervosa kepala otakku...dahlah kurus kering kan...ish..
Selamat malam semua orang!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Ollie~ Jollie~~ Mollie~~~

If you are a friend of mine in FB, you will know that I was hou lan happy last night!!!~ The reason was much simpler than you can think of; I went shopping!


I'm twice poorer than usual but 10xxxxxx times happier!!! In fact, happiestest! Shopping is indeed the best therapy one could enjoy, especially when your shopping mate is as crazy as you and in this case I'm refering to Mama Joy ^_^ I love my mum la! She's so cool yet maintain an air of aunty-ness, how not to love her! She always make rude yet silly remarks and do stupid things one, trust me, you'll be entertained by her every second! We even went for sushi and she pretended to like it (simply because my favorite is Jap food) although she almost choke on her udon hahahahahaha~ *memang anak derhaka*


Ohya, have I mention that I’ve got new pet? Well, not relatively new cause my brother brought them back a few months ago... ;) Let me show you a video clip of them Ollie-ing~ Jollie-ing~~ & Mollie-ing around~ (Bryan Lim, this video I specially recorded for you one) We miss you so much!!!


Very adorable and energetic Da Bee & Xiao Bee. These are their tentative names, not official until I’ve decided a funkier name wtf

They eat a lot of kuaci, play a lot and sleep a lot! Lucky them!!!
See...moments ago they are chasing around, now they are overlapping each other and sleep like a log -.-"...

Can you see they are inside the bath tub ^_^

Btw, Happy (Belated) Earth Hour! However, it’s not “belated” if you have the heart and passion to conserve energy and love the environment. Let’s see what’s different on my little corner? Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!


A new friend plant. Name “polo polo mia”. Hahahaha~ I don’t remember the name of it la but it’s something to do with the word “polo” and “mia”, hence justify the new species “Polo polo Mia”

Happiness is infectious! ;-D

I’m going out now to cycle spread my Ollie Jollie Mollie happiness!~!~!~ ^_^

p/s: Pre-Monday blues will commence in 9 hours! Meanwhile, Live Sunday to the fullestest! ;-D ;-D ;-D

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Hot Noon

"Wah~ somebody say sleeping, sleep until Han Chiang there..."

That was what he said when he called -.-'... *fuck my life*

Apparently, some of his braders & sisters saw me and sms-ed him (@@)


Asalnya memang tidur.... siapa yang wake up early on a Sunday morning right.. Then, tiba2 my friend sms-ed ask to go lunch and meet there, you know la, I hiao miss them ma, so I go lor :)


Lunch, chit-chat abit then see autocross lo. Unfortunately not many cars this year... and not many "ho liao" cars so I wasn't interested wakakaka~ Btw, my student taught me something new. She was saying no "leng zai or leng lui also BUT got alot of SEAFOOD". I puzzled for a moment trying to tafsir what she meant by "SEAFOOD". Finally, she told me, "Seafood is the lala lo...lala zai, lala mui.." (-.-"...) Tiu lor~~~ laugh die me!~!~!~

This year Open Day is really a "failure" in my opinion. No crowd, no activities, it just get worse year to year. "Insiders" are more than "outsider", plus totally not lau juak, I think due to the lack of publicity cause I only saw a small fraction of the Open Day Advertisement in The Star on the day itself. Plus, there was only a handful of food stalls, like burger, fried rice, things like that... and fuckingly expensive! Staffs were given 5 bucks per day only -.-"...

Enough for now, continue later! 

Gembira sial~

I just kena acid rain wtf


I insisted to cycle much to my mum’s “objection” until it started drizzling. (Wah~ I use drizzling instead of raining!) =D

Anyway, today’s post will be on "Whats in a grocery bag!"


Jeng jeng jeng, usah tak sabar2 ... I will “intro” one by one, complete with illustration. ;D

Due to the nature of my work, I’m suppose to call my pictures “illust” instead of picture/photo. So, get used to it :D
But before that, let me show you Mc D happy meal breakfast with toy that I got this morning :D

Hehehehe~~~ suka suka suka betul~~~

I don’t know what cartoon character is this but he/she/it is a florist, manning lighted flower stall :D


Now, back to my bag story ;)


First, we have got....

susu lembu cap ibu and anak :D Milk is good!

Aku cinta pada Cintan Mee ;p

Kiam piah~

"Favoritetest" item in the bag, Vono Soup! I used to drink this on daily basis during uni days. So good you can drink it on it's own wtf~ Oh Gardenia Vono~~

No idea what was I doing...this is Queen Banana..Or you can call it my mum's husband wtf. The story is like this, my dad loves banana so fucking damn much so technically I always remind my mum to buy banana whenever we're out. And I'm so used to saying "buy for your husband" until one day out of my fucking retarded mouth i said, "buy your husband" so "officially" banana is my mum's husband, geddit?! geddit?!!
No? Nevermind, you are 'retardedier' than yours truly ;p *joking joking*

Last but not least, a tray of tamago :) Aku likey!~!~ Tamago is like the best and most versatile wtf food item on earth! You can boil, stir fry, steam, half-boil, macam2...

Oh wait, there's another thing..

My mum got us some kiddo hair pins *happy no pun intended*

Can bling bling eh leh~

Now you know what I mean by kiddo.... xD

Yay!~ Like I’m in primary 2 wtf

Dia punya ;)

I’m actually feeling rather tired and full at the moment because first, it was my grandma’s birthday last night and we had a feast (another story later on). Secondly, I’ve been eating non-stop since last night, it happens every weekend as I eat so much when I’m not working and Sunshine Farlim is very generous by giving me all food samples of fried rice, nissin noodles, black coffee, white coffee, milk, yoghurt, aloe vera juice during my 2 hours grocery shopping there.


I’m heading to mamak for burger after this, so bye! And see you in the next fucking retarded post soon: D

Add me in FB http://www.facebook.com/#!/JOYLIMCHENLIN and support my cause http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Love-Life-Save-the-Environment/175692682464873 leh~~~

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Bubye!




Saturday, March 12, 2011

Happy Gal, yay!~

I’m happy because I bought candy :) Bright colourful candy drops :) *double happiness*



As a frequent-shopper of Queensbay Mall, it’s a shame to admit that only until yesterday that I know Daiso has opened an outlet at the north, south, east, west wing *poor sense of direction*

It has everything under the sun which you can take home at 5 bucks each. I was tempted to just get that sushi tray. Or that scarf which can be put to good use real soon. Or maybe that cute Japan-version-of-Crocs.

Too much “wanting”, sigh~~~

I ended up with a packet of tea. I suppose it’s some black grains tea *hint at the packaging hence the guessing*


With a happy heart, we (mummy & I) headed to Material to look for a clock. A wall clock for our new home.


After looking around, we found one.


Paid up & off we went for dinner at Queens Market. We had Portuguese Green Curry Chicken Rice & Black Pepper Grill Chicken. It was “swallowable” but not that superbly yummy! Most importantly it was crowded like shyte hence the taste did not justify the wait *vice versa*

But above all, a happy weekend indeed. At the end of the day, girls just need to shop and buy things.

And I was lucky to have some great reads around at home.

(My Idol)

(A murder-mengmurder true story) ;/

(My 2nd Idol)
I can be fierce if I want, hmm....

(My name is LON JOY, you like me?)
A true story on prostitution.

(Attempt to build leadership skilld hehehe~)

(Not a book...Estee Lauder pamphlet bookmark)

(Reading companion: Gigantic "baby" pinky) ^_^

Another related scene: While we were at the cashier counter of Material, we saw a Westerner mother & son asking for exchange of a plush toy that the sewing came off after 2 weeks of purchasing it. Her son was pestering the mother whether they would get an exchange for it and the mother politely explained, “I’m not sure whether they will allow us to get an exchange because this shop has very stringent rules and policy in sales and purchase. This makes me more reluctant to buy anything here anymore.” I’m amazed at how Westerners tend to be logical in explaining things to their kids, even at the age of 5. If it were to be an Asian family, most probably the parent would just ask the kids to shut up and don’t ask so much wtf Well...at least, that’s what my parents would do.

Btw, I bet the salesgirl couldn’t understand a word she said.

Anyway, in the end, the shop exchanged the plush penguin for the little boy and he went home a happy kid I suppose.


Just like me! ;)

Yours truly.



Wednesday, March 09, 2011

EU YAN SANG KAI JING


Hey kiddo, do you want some chicken essence?


They are good at building your immune system you know? And improve concentration and blood circulation.

Sounds good, you bet!~ Wanna get some? Let me share with you...

Eu Yan Sang chicken essence.


Oh, btw, don’t forget to keep those little boxes and bring it back to the shop on your next visit because you will be rebate with 10 cents for each box. Max 60 cents.


In support of recycling campaign, join Love Life, Save the Environment!~

Monday, March 07, 2011

ALL ABOUT WORK

Dear diary,

It takes me forever to wake up at 6.30am every morning. To make it worst, I have a terrible habit of “lai chuang” -.-“... I need to be in by 7.30am so that I can prepare for the morning (change shoes, make to-do list, breakfast, etc)


Work is fine at the moment. Jobs coming in and fortunately at a manageable pace, giving me time and space to absorb. All these are new, foreign knowledge to me. Starting from zero is never easy. I started out on 17 January 2011, it’s almost 2 months now...

I don't know what else to share, let's see some pictures..

Work...sometimes you make me tired...

Other times you get me excited~ =D

Or dreamy...

Or 'neutral' wtf...

Above all, I can't wait to cycle on weekends! =D

Or just lazying around with my brother Oscar..

Adorable right ^^

Closer view ^^

Btw, I’ll be having my 1st MBO appraisal this Thursday. The paper works are done, consider “complete” cause a lot of spaces I don’t know what else to fill in considering that I’m still new to the place. Anyway, just wish me luck!~!~!~

Saturday, March 05, 2011

NO TITLE

As you’re reading this, I’m probably in a far away land where the grass smells green and the birds fly high. At the moment, I might be soaking my sore feet (from too much stepping on the accelerator & clutch) in a pool of warm water, filled with rose; with a glass of champagne in my right hand & cherries on the left.... *bliss*


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Coming back to reality  That was written sub-consciously so just ignore the entire paragraph. As a matter of fact, I spent all night mopping the floor, washing clothes, wiping the window and cleaning the kitchen. That was seriously a lot of cleaning to do and I did it willingly because I haven’t been exercising for a long long long time. Now that the house is clean and I’m also feeling more energetic, guess that’s killing 2 birds with a stone ;p I’m actually at my new house here where there’s still no internet connection. Hence, I can be contacted at 016-466-xxxx in case of emergency but I’ll prefer not to receive any call (privileges for some though) as I’ve slaved my last few weekends away and this is really my much needed rest! Forget about champagne and cherries, I’m easily contented with some cheap beers and fritters for snacks. After all, I’m not someone of that “high-maintenance class” and the best luxury in life for me would just be lying on the couch with a good book in hand.

On another note, someone close has been pestering me to drop my job for various reasons and find something new instead. I’m in doubt. I admit for being drained out because of it but how can you let go of something that you enjoy doing? Plus, it’s not easy to get in, in the first place. After a lot of fitting-in process, everything starts to ease a bit. So I wonder, is it the right time to wave it goodbye after all the efforts that I’ve chip in?

Well, let’s put that aside for now. Just take it that I’m too stubborn to listen to everyone else. I believe I’m the best person who knows how long can I last. Therefore, stop worrying about me for one second and give me some support instead, okay?

Now, let me just savour that juicy bite of cherry.....