Almost a Mishap

A wonderful date last night, thanks to him ^^

I now find that driving is the most fucking stressful thing ever. I'm serious.

Mahai. I almost knock down a motorist dressed in DHL shirt. Mahai.

It was a scorching hot day and this writer a.k.a poor driver was on the way to fetch his brader from school. Coming out from Tesco exit (poor driver need to get $ from bank and now falling into bankruptcy again), poor driver lapped cause she's late due to the long queue at bank and she was hungry and she needed to be back in office by 1pm and this and that so many endless one wtf then suddenly itu motorist out of nowhere was just right in front of PAX 4321 shibai loma ki seh kia!~

Emergency brake! Emergency hon! Kanasai...

Terima kasih Allah wua Akhbar nyawa insan yang tak berdaya ini terselamat! *fingers cross*

And thank you mak bapak also cause ini anak cerdik, bijak pandai and responsive ;)

It's the season yang critical. Yours truly tak boleh accident. Because if kena mak bapak will sedih and very the sakit hati. But if really kena also, she padan muka panda dia la, woakakaka!~

3 reasons why I say your truly is padan muka:

Engkai si # 1: Lap

Engkai si # 2: Talking on the phone (while lapping)

Engkai si # 3: License expired already (for 2 months)!!~~ bravo joy bravo!

Bak kata pepatah: Tak nampak keranda, tak nangis.

Ceng lan people is like that.

Signing off.