Meet the Gecko O--X--X--X---X--O

We have a new addition to the family.  *anxious*


And it's no ordinary member * increase anxiousness*


Meet the Gecko *clap clap clap*





#1 I iz horrified, terrified & petrified beyond description. No joke. Full stop.

The moment my brother brought it back into the house, my heart raced so fast & for a second I thought I already peed in my pants by just starring at it T____T

It has green rough skin (like crocodile) with orange spots. Generally like most reptiles, it has really huge eyes; like snake (another horrible creature) T__________T

#2 "Hey Bryan Lim Phang Guan (Yours truly brother), you buy what *insert curse word* Gecko, scare until I shyte! >.<"

I was too afraid initially until I really hid under the blanket wtf and wished that my brother was joking about getting that as a pet. Inside, I was praying hard to Jesus, Tua Pek Kong & Allah that it belongs to his friend and my brother was just the guardian of that creature for few days.

Unfortunately, that's not the case. He bought it for RM 150. And now he's officially the proud owner of Tokay Gecko! *tears flowing profusely down my cheek*

#3 "Lin, you are afraid of everything! Even Gecko!"

I threw tantrum. (hit table : throw chair : punch cupboard)

I cried.

I threatened to kill myself wtf yet I failed in forcing him to get that thing out of the house. *effin' heartbroken*

Since Bryan is leaving to KL in a few days, he briefed my mum on how to take care of his baby and hopefully when he's back, little Gecko is still very much alive (which is to me very unlikely because I'm already plotting my evil plan to put him to sleep wtf)

Say only, I don't even dare to go near it, what more about killing it =_______= Plus, I'm an extremely compassionate person who loves all beings like own brothers & sisters wtfwtfwtf

By the way, little Gecko is only 14 cm long and it can grow up to 40 cm for male or 30cm for female.

#4 "You're only 14cm, I'm 153cm. You should be afraid of me!"

Anyway, here's the Golden rule #1: 

Gecko is sort of like shy so it will only crawl/move actively in the dark. And it will hide when someone is approaching. (Mum proudly suggested to put the cage in my room because I like to sleep in the dark) Mak memang pembuli tulen T______T

#5 "Sister, luck is on my side! Next time you don't allow me to play games, I'll scare you with it! *evil cackle*"

For some, it is now a very useful weapon to achieve their wicked goals.

#6 "Come lo, I'm not afraid of you~"

While for some, the great trauma starts this minute and probably has no finale to this sad episode fml
But I dare him to do so, Oscar is even more afraid of the thing that I am. *beam with victory*

Golden rule #2: 

Feed it with nothing but cangkerik. Put a few cangkerik inside and it will last probably 3-4 days, depending on his appetite & mood. And also it's ability to adapt to the new environment. 


Fyi, cangkerik can only be bought in packets. A packet-ful probably has hundreds or thousands of cangkerik(s) Mampus la aku what to do with the rest of the cangkerik(s) T________T

First, I got to live in fear with a Gecko in the house. Now, I have to tolerate with hundreds of cangkerik(s) My life is doom! :(

#7 "Come Gecko, I feed you Gardenia bread!" *trying desperately hard to change his staple food wtf*

#8 "I don't want bread, I want bird nest!"

#9 " You evil little creature, I can't afford bird nest!"

#10 "I don't care! I want bird nest! Either that or cangkerik!"

#11 "Can we negotiate a bit here? I buy you pasar malam RM 3 shark fin soup."

#12 "So cheap! You eat by yourself!"

Conclusion: Gecko is undeniably a very high-maintenance & fussy pet! T_________T Hence, my desperate attempt to feed it with more economical & hygienic food fails T____________T

I spend the whole day at home alone, with the company of Gecko. Out of boredom, we played "Starring Game". Actually I was standing about 30 meters far from the "aquarium".

#13 "Who blink eye first is monkey huh!"

#14 "Who is this silly girl?"

This is one of the many crickets that Bryan had put in! And I realized that Gecko has not been eating any of them at all. In addition, I take this opportunity to proudly announce that this is the first time I come across crickets, this huge and this close >.< They look very much like roaches *amitabha* and equally disgusting! >.<

 #15 Little Gecko

#16 "I'm camera-shy, can't you understand Hokkien?"

#17 "What's are you looking at? Go away! Back your ass then you know!"

#18 "Why are you still taking pictures?!! *insert curse words"

#19 Notice how my dad covers the top part (entrance & exit wtf) with a tiny bowl where we put keys! I'm afraid that Little Gecko will creep out in the middle of the night! =_____=

#20 My new found knowledge: Gecko is a very courteous reptile wtf

As I'm writing this, I saw a few white, fat, & juicy worms crawling inside. How come got worms one T____T Shyte, now I not only got to live with Gecko, but also whole village of crickets & worms!

Surprisingly, I just realized that I label this post as "Family". Well, since everyone is asleep, as "family", I should now save Gecko! *wearing gloves with mop in hand*

Big sister,

PJL

What's life if tak pandai makan!~ xD

#1

Boys & girls, as you can "judge" from the title, this is a makan-makan post. And the picture above justify it all. Lately, I'm soooo into street food & extremely blessed that I live in Penang! The ironic is that I think for the past 25 years, I was somehow not "aware" or appreciate all kinds of delicacies we have here. Rather, my usual choice of meal would be quick stop at the fast food chain (Mc D, KFC, Pizza and the usual) And my current addiction: SATAY! Who doesn't know what satay is can go bang dinding! Let me explain, satay is secucuk-cucuk of daging ayam or kambing or whatever other meat yang I tak tahu and di-dip in special sauce then di-bbqkan atas arang. Best eaten with coated sos kacang yang superbly wangi! Maxxx Awesomeness!!!

#2

Yum!Yumm!! Yummy!!! I can eat the sauce alone, tak payah cecah apa-apa! This was my supper btw. I eat so much lately that I think my waistline gonna burst any minute! But usah bimbang, I read from a blog that by drinking lemonade (plain water with cebisan lemon), you can actually wash away the minyak & pergi toilet easily, muahahahaha!~ Now, that's a plus point to indulge in makanan tepi jalan: not only cheap, but also ho-chak!

#3

Supper is always welcome! Anytime, anywhere! Just don't forget air limau after that ;) 

K, habis cerita. Just rambling aimlessly. Time to grow up joy lim. Bye!

Idiot Box ^O^

Not long ago, I did a funny post about my mum who loves chatting and chatting on the phone, remember? Well if you don't, doesn't matter, just click here.  Just yesterday, I discover another side of her, a rather "quiet" facet of her; unbelievable huh? Take a look ;)

Translated: This daughter-in-law very evil~~

This is her while glue-ing to the idiot box a.k.a television a.k.a televisyen. From Taiwan drama to TVB to Singapore Media Corp drama, my mum never missed anything! From the very 1st second she wake up, she will sit in this position, with the remote control and switch channels like nobody business. My mum is undeniably a very "free & easy" home maker, don't you think so? ;) She's seriously addicted and can even wake up at midnight to watch repeat programmes if she happens to miss out just a mere 10 minutes of the show! I'm not exaggerating seriously all of us (dad, brothers, myself) are trying to divert her attention to some other things other than tv; like cooking (I got her recipe books and she gave it away to recycle man T___T), or sewing... Basically we have tried recommending other activities which are more beneficial for her but each time, she will reply, "Lang kua hee nia ma, tiok bo co tiok lu~" (People watch drama only ma, didn't kacau you also) =_____________=

Wishing you guys a merry awesome weekend ahead! (Or wanna be like my mummy also can ^__^)

Yours truly: PJL.

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