I'm the cutest patient muahahaha~

I went to see Mr Doctor. I'm probably his "cutest" patient of the day....

It all started last night when I was soundly asleep until almost 6a.m I knew something was amiss when my right ear was slightly ticklish and there's this buzzing sound around it. I slapped my own ear a few times then the next minute I knew some small insect or mosquito was inside because I could hear the wing flapping sound very loud and clear.

I woke up, dig it quite a few times with my finger and it was still buzzing. I text V-tech cause I was scared (I know I kiasi la but this is no joke ok, I might end up with hearing problems ok if the stupid mosquito suck my blood) After a few messages, I dig it again with cotton wax nothing came out.

Me: Good morning doctor, I'm not sick.

Doctor: *astonish kind of look,  dropped down his pen and lay back on his chair*

Me: Last night, a mosquito or insect flew inside my ear...i would like to scan .. and..

Doctor: How do you know its in your ear?

Me: Cause its was buzzing non-stop and the wing flapping sound..

Doctor: I see I see.. You hold on ya...

(Doctor got up to get his tools..something which looks like a scanner, I mean a portable hand scanner.. and get some "needles" from the sterilizer fridge.)

Doctor: *Scan, scan, scan* Well...I don't see anything moving inside...umm..just hold on a sec..

(Doctor took mini vacuum from the drawer.)

Doctor: This will be slightly painful ya... *press my head hard then switch on mini vacuum*

Doctor managed to suck out a small pile of ear shit wtf.. and there was something which looks like small legs...

Doctor: Well...don't worry..nothing is moving in there.. you probably crush it to death already while you dig..

Me: I'm not convince..are you sure it won't go inside my brain or something.. I have heard stories that insects stay inside the brain and grow themselves there and..

Doctor: *let out a good laugh wtf* Erm... *looking absurd perhaps wondering which planet i came from* Your ear drum is big enough to block it from entering the brain so don't worry.. *laugh some more*

Me: T___T O... thanks... *proceed to the dispensary counter to pay ... aiyoyo dig my ear like that also RM 20 =.="....*

Anyway, I feel relieve already ^^

Mengada Photos *part 2*

Post ini khas untuk drebar saya sebab i tahu dia miss aku sebanyak-banyaknya...

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Mengada 6

Baik...sudah puas SS dah..time to work ^^

What's in a Bag?

Aku pernah buat post sedemikian..So ini kira sequelnya la.  Sebab aku boring sangat malam tadi, so terambil beberapa keping gambars. So, hari ini kita akan tengok apa yang ada dalam beg si puteri ^^

Inilah beg si puteri. Buat masa ini, beg ini adalah favoritenya kerana drebar dia/sex slave wtf/entertainer a.k.a joker/dan lain-lain yang menghadiahkannya. Keychain tikus Walt Disney tu pulak kakak angkatnya yang belikan.

Apabila dituang keluar, inilah isinya...

Sebenarnya, beg puteri ini memang kemas sebab puteri ni memang neat orangnya. Barang2 nya disusun dan simpan dengan rapi. Sekarang, puteri akan cerita satu per satu barang yang dibawa bersamanya dan signifikasinya dalam kehidupan puteri.

1. Buku Nota

Seperti yang pernah diceritakan, buku nota memainkan peranan yang penting dalam kehidupan puteri. Segala benda-benda penting dicoretkan dalam buku nota itu.

2. Dompet

Dompet silver itu adalah free gift from purchase of baju dalam Wacoal. Walaupun nampak aunty, ia adalah current favorite puteri kerana warna silvernya. Di sinilah, puteri menyimpan duit dan lesen memandunya.

3. Cermin mata

Cermin mata ini adalah sangat penting kerana tanpanya, puteri tak boleh duduk berhadapan computer. Ia juga penting apabila mata puteri kering kontang setelah memakai kanta mata untuk masa yang lama.

4. Losyen Puma

Losyen yang berbau flora ini adalah current favorite jugak. Ini kerana puteri amat takut kepada sinaran matahari. Tak kira di mana sahaja, puteri akan menyapu losyen sesuka hatinya.

5. Napkin dari kedai fast food

Napkin a.k.a tissue percuma dari kedai fast food amat diminati oleh puteri. Napkin yang besar2 ini amat sesuai digunakan untuk mengelap sai dari bontot.

6. Pendrive

Ini tak berapa penting sebenarnya..cuma comel so bawa saje...wtf

7. Sachet teh ginseng

Teh ginseng sudah sebati dalam kehidupan tuan puteri..kalau tak minum, rasa macam nak mati aje...

Begitulah kisahnya..notice tak dalam beg puteri takde cosmetic..? Memangla, sebab puteri ni malas bersolek orangnya...tambahan lagi cosmetic memang berat..so 'mereka' dibiarkan mereput kat rumah aje..

E.o.S